I Before E Is A Poor Guideline To Follow

And real signs are always spelled correctly.
             

What What!

Ain't no stoppin' a teabagger party because a teabagger party don't... YEILD.
                  

What's With The Awkward Spacing?

The rule is actually "I before E except when it isn't  frickin' spelled with an E", but thanks for playing! Your parting gifts include a bumper sticker that will make it easy for the rest of us to identify you as a total idiot.

  

There Are Exceptions To Every Rule

The "I before E, except after C" rule has failed this guy completely. At least he didn't stick a random "C" in there somewhere.