The New Jim Crow

Hey, the 1950s called and they'd like their classless, overt racism back. Also, fuck you.

This Is By No Means An Endorsement Of Abortion, Murder, Hate Crime, Or Obama. This Is A Witty Political Statement.

Sweet Lynyrd Skynrd shirt, Bubba.
 

Fart-bama

Hold on a sec, who is lying in wait for what? Is it the secret muslims with their terror babies?

         

Wake Up! I Am More Patriotic Than You!

Happy 2011!!! I've got bad news though. These people are somehow still a force in politics.
                                              

Apostrophe Atrophy

If you don't use them, you lose them. For this group, thumbs might be next.

    

Delusion

This guy thinks he is actually a member of the bourgeoisies.

                          

Even Her Spelling Slurs

We live in a Counstitutional Rebublic?

                  

Whealthy

Nevermind the spending orgies, costly and pointless wars, and naked greed of past several administrations, get that socialistic, sekrit muslin!!1!

    

          

Blood Of Jesus VS. Obama. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Punctuation won't help this sign. It is inherently crazy.

Losers Spell It Looser

This guy has a loose understanding of english, and probably an even looser understanding of the constitution. What a loser.

  

There Are Stupid Questions

I feel that this is actually two separate questions with some missing punctuation.
                      

Stupid Is The New Hip

Just because renowned english speaker Sarah Palin decided a real word wasn't good enough doesn't make refudiate a real word.
       

It Seems So Obvious Now!

I honestly have no idea what he is trying to suggest by combining these two random facts. It sounds nefarious though when a homeless-looking guy presents it.
         

The United States and It Is People

Traiter is a french verb meaning to treat or to handle, so in a sense he is correct. And true to form, still comparing Democrats to the French.
                                        

Carl's Jr.

Lay off the Glenn Beck and the burgers buddy.
          

Jeez, All These Signs Are Great. Take Your Pick

                     
He isn't really eligible to be the President of the United States, so he isn't eligible to have his name spelled correctly either.
         

We the People... SAY!!!

Trying to make sense of a literal interpretation of this sign will make your brain bleed.
                                             

How Did She Manage That?

My B.S. detector just went into the red.
            

"Deem" Him Gone

I am totally unclear on what the message is here.

           

Oh, I Get It! Your Attempt At Irony...

She has such a keen sense of history, and how taxes work.