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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Indentured Servants, Get It Right

That's right! White people were not slaves. As many as two-thirds were indentured servants in some colonies, true, but not slaves. We're glad you knew that.

The Geometry of Marriage

Square with blank circle head and peg legs plus peg-legged triangle with circle head and stumpy T-Rex arm nubs equals marriage!

At least this person did realize the error and attempted to insert the "N". I guess they were just so proud of their stick figure drawings that they did not want to make a new sign

(thanks Cheryl)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Movin To The Country, Gonna Eat A Lot Of Peaches

Is inpeaching the president some kind of teen lingo euphemism that I don't get?

(WARNING: You will not get these 7 minutes and 44 seconds back.)

I Can Haz Teh Consurvehtiv?

I DsgrE W prez Obm's plcE INTTVS n dnt lk d DRCTN he's takN r country n. &he S blk 2. LULZ!

Credit Where Credit is Due

Honestly, I am pretty impressed that she spelled Hawaii correctly. 

Monday, September 28, 2009

No, Really! What Decade Is This?

This must be one of those Opposite Day parades where we pretend that Joseph McCarthy was an American hero who championed things like intellectual freedom and freedom of speech. He was a friend to government employees, those in the entertainment industry, educators and union activists everywhere.

What Decade Is This Anyway?

It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works -General Ripper

(more after the jump)

Friday, September 25, 2009

Twisted Sister Was A One Hit Wonder

There is so much wrong here that it is hard to know where to start. Do the quotes around socialism indicate that he is okay with some social programs? And aside from her butchery of the English language and inability to properly space words, what is the message I should take away from this woman's sign? I am at a loss.

Another Member Of The Liberal Democratic Party

I am not too up on my Kenyan politics, but if we impeach Mwai Kibaki, wouldn't that leave Kalonzo Stephen Musyoka or Raila Odinga to rule the country? I am not sure I'm comfortable with that.

The Tea Party Of Doom

Hey Indiana Jones, stopping tyrrany sounds grreat and all, but you can't do it just sitting on the currb all day. Plus, what does talking like a pirrate have to do with any of this? Oh, and tell your mom I say "hi", and that I really like her shirrt.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Prostest Softly And Wear A Loud Outfit

Whatever it is she doesn't like about the IRS, she wins. She can have it her way, I don't care. Just please get her outfit to stop screaming at me.

Just Say No To Thinking

While we're at it, let's just go ahead and say "No" to government funded, public schools too. They are clearly not doing much in the way of teaching history or government. And they aren't encouraging critical thinking skills, or higher level problem solving either...

Trader Barack's

Barack Obama holds the presidency of the United States, degrees from Columbia and Harvard, a talent for public speaking, and likely, a large collection of Star Wars memorabilia. What'll ya take in trade?

(thanks Lindsey)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Every Time "Amnesty" Is Spelled Correctly, An Eagle Dies

Jim Bob, the extremey over-taxed Tea-Bagger here, is on his cellphone right now pronouncing "amnesty" without the "n" in conversation with another true patriot. It's a special code they use to help ferret out pinko commies.

Wait, What Does It Explain?

Yep, Obama is half black. We know. You left the "r" off the end of "forefathers", and you keep switching back and forth between lower-case letters and all caps. That EXPLAINS A LoT ABouT YOu.

Don't Tread On Our Taxes

Follow Sarah Palin's example and quit while you're ahead. Judging by that crazy, brown, backwards "S" snake turd and the hastily scrawled "taxes" in the bottom corner, you're not adept at design anyway. Overall, you just don't seem up to standing for long periods of time, walking long distances, or spending too much time outside. Stick with what you know. Food.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

No Rest For The Wicked

This little girl is too cute. She's also too young to know what she's protesting, which is why I choose to believe that "hard rocking people" is what she meant her sign to read as.

Freedom Costs A Buck 'O Five

I am pretty sure that there is a cost inherent in the word "feedom," and a song too.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Maverick Monday: Maverick Lady

Oh god. Simple misspellings are not enough for this mavericky maverick. Only a person who writes their "N"s backwards would really want Sarah Palin to come back. Ever.

Maverick Monday: Will The Real Maverick Please Stand Up

Wait a sec... lumpy, squirrel-like cheek, pained grimmace, nice suit... Is that John McCain holding that sign?

Maverick Monday: The Classic

They are hanging out on the front porch, but there aren't a lot of people there, so I guess they are not the most socialest group of people. But with the Stars and Bars and all those signs, they do seem pretty crazy racist maverick-y.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Originality Runs Rampant

The young lady will be deferring all questions to the gentleman in the gray shirt, trucker cap and beer gut. Thank you.


Paper From The Trash, Borrowed Pen

You're not a good protester either. I'm sensing a real lack of commitment here, and this goes beyond poor spelling.


Saturday, September 19, 2009

Patriotism And Communism Are Mutually Exclusive

Pro Tip #2: When you make a mistake, don't draw any more attention to it than it already gets on its own. You do however get points for noticing your mistake. No points will be awarded for your definition of Republic though. Thanks for playing.

A Pox On The Phony King Of England!

Pro Tip: When trying to vilify someone, it is best not to compare them to a folk hero. 

Friday, September 18, 2009

Yeah, She's "Smart"

The spelling of the president's name is phonetic, I guess. Maybe it is supposed to evoke a southern dialect. And I am sure those are not unnecessary quotation marks around "God". She is saying that she believes in god in a broader, more spiritual sense, not some guy in the clouds, with a beard, who hates socialists.

Nobody's Honking

This guy looks kinda scary, but I'm sure people will honk for english. Right?

There Are Exceptions To Every Rule

The "I before E, except after C" rule has failed this guy completely. At least he didn't stick a random "C" in there somewhere.

From The Mouths Of Babes Doesn't Make It True

She may be right about the crazies, but she is definitely surrounded by a lot of dumb people.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

You Are Not

Well, it's good thing this is a test of reading and not writing then.

Is She Saying Fecal?

Uh oh! You're a meme! I think we'll hold off on making it the official language until more people have a firm grasp of it.

Maybe He's A Savant

I have a strong suspicion that calculus is impossible for this guy too. Spelling certainly is.

A Big Step

Congratulations! You've made the transition to very vocal fool. Kudos.

We Reprot, You Decide

Thank you Fox New for broadcasting at a 5th grade reading and comprehension level.
All credit to burly nate

Beware The Salian Frankish Dynasty

Oh no! Beware the 5th Century French kings! Her research = her opinion. It's gotta be true.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Except The Right To Choose

There just wasn't enough room on this sign for every letter. Dropping the second 'h' was the only logical option.

Nothing Says Love Of Country Like A Fanny Pack

I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my own awesome patriotism.

Where Were You On 9/11 x 5 ?

Seriously? This guy's 5th 9/11 is going to be him burning his lips on a freshly microwaved Hot Pocket.

It Could Be Worse

Well, at least it isn't an actual Ponzi scheme, because then this dog would be in real trouble.

The Crazy Mobile Has Arrived

If you think this woman's car is crazy, you should see her website! Woah.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Irony Is Strong With This One

It's just so weird... I wonder why nobody has been honking. Hmm...

Room For Rent

These folks own a quaint little Bed & Breakfast place down by the shore. I think they have some unruly guests.

Is That French?

That sure is a fancy word on that fancy sign of yours. Did you learnt it at that fancy school you went to?

Death Panels! Everybody PANIC!!!

They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian boys should do. -Lyndon B. Johnson.


What's the word for stuttering when you are writing?

Monday, September 14, 2009

Hmm... Something's Not Right

When in doubt, just add another "where" to the sign. 

That's A Car, Not A Snow Speeder

Being  a Libertarian in Minnesota is not the same thing as fighting with the Rebel Alliance on the ice world of Hoth. It's just not.


From Concentrate

Somebody get this guy a glass of milk. 

The Maths

Two thousand percent percent! Oh my. Maths were never her strong point before she dropped out.


Think Pooh, Think!

She doesn't understand that she is insulting herself.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Gentle Now

Just keep gently massaging that acronym. It will fit in there eventually.