Tax Enslaement

The expression on his face says at least as much as his sign.
  

How Did She Manage That?

My B.S. detector just went into the red.
            

Stand Up For What You Believe In

Too lazy to spell things correctly? Too lazy to stand up for what you believe in.
       

So True

I couldn't have said that last part better myself. But I would have done a lot better on the first part.
                                                           

Missing An RRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Pirates plundered this protester's sign for the RRRRRRRRRRR!
         

More Patriotic Than Thou

Illegal U.S. Citizens, by definition, makes no sense. But thanks for playing! Here's your consolation prize. I hope you can hear it over your outfit.

Cerf's Up!

He might be talking about the Central Emergency Response Fund, Canine Eye Registration Foundation, Craft Emergency Relief Fund, Coastal Environmental Rights Foundation or California Equine Retirement Foundation. Or maybe he just meant to say "derp derpity derp derp."
     

The Raciest Sign, Really

No, not racy at all, just afraid of anyone a shade darker than a brown paper bag.
 

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

I don't know if these cowboys are disappointed with Obama for being black, or for not repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

                    

'Murica, Yum-O!

The "ingriedts" are very important, so keep in mind that you must use GOD GoLD,  the regular stuff just won't do. And you'll need 8 Guns, no more and no less, to pull off this recipe. Good luck!