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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Or Maybe It's, "Who, Commie, Are The Czars"

That was the whole problem, the Czars weren't communist. In fact, they ended up having a whole revolution about that. History is fascinating, isn't it?

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

What's With The Awkward Spacing?

The rule is actually "I before E except when it isn't  frickin' spelled with an E", but thanks for playing! Your parting gifts include a bumper sticker that will make it easy for the rest of us to identify you as a total idiot.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Personal Responsibility?

No, you're living with your parents because you spent four years in college smoking pot and watching your boyfriend play Halo. Then you scared him off by making that face.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Credit Where Credit Is Due

He doesn't want big words either, but he did spell "guvmit" correctly, so I'm impressed.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

HO! HO! Huh?

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Where's Tim Gunn When You Need Him?

A black polo shirt tucked into high waisted khaki shorts without a belt, paired with dress shoes and black socks hiked up pasty white legs is a fashion faux pas in and of itself. Add a paper bag on your head and a sign exclaiming "NO!" hanging off your ass... well, now you are just a crazy jerk.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


I feel like I need to scrub with steel wool in a scalding hot shower after looking at this photo. I have been visually abused.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

"C" Is The Most Common Correct Answer

This man is ________.

A) protesting against the Tea Party protesters
B) another Tea Party protester with a confusing sign
C) a drunk, homeless man in a diaper

Monday, December 21, 2009

Who Invited Tequila To The Party?

Look everyone! The Fourth of July just threw up.

Friday, December 18, 2009

You Tell 'Em Earlene!

Don't let her nice penmenship and spelling skills fool you, she is a one woman death panel, hell bent on taking Medicare away from grandmas everywhere. Incidentally, she is also against other people cutting her hair, unfried vegetables, and "liberal stuff" too.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

So Dumb, Even Spell Check Can't Help

How's that whole spell check thing working out for ya? If it gives you a couple of options for what you might be trying to spell, you have to pick just one. Just a tip. Oh, and you might want to look into grammar check too, for all those pesky apostrophes.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

12 Days Of Obama

Is there anything that these people aren't bad at? Even Wesley Willis wouldn't have wanted them for his backing band.

Am I Reading This Right?

So, apparently there is this village in Kenya called Idiot, and it's missing! No lie. ...well, either that, or this guy is from Kenya.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I "C" What You Did There

Whoa, whoa lady. Let's slow down. Before we start talking about systems of governance, economics and all that, let's focus on some basics like spelling. That way, next time you have an uneducated, knee-jerk reaction to something that causes you to go into a sign making fury, you won't randomly skip letters.    

Monday, December 14, 2009

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

I don't know if these cowboys are disappointed with Obama for being black, or for not repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Friday, December 11, 2009

Self-Proclaimed Angry Bible Hugging White Person

The most terrifying things about this woman are her crappy, misspelled sign, her hideous, flowery jacket, and her crazy ass hat.

Thursday, December 10, 2009


Protesting: So easy a caveman can do it... proper spelling and grammar... not so much.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

No Más Imbéciles, Por Favor

One hundred extra bonus points for you! You've failed to spell correctly in two languages, failed to use proper punctuation, failed to dress in a way that avoids ridicule... and I have a feeling you're dragging that flag on the ground too. Congratulations!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Ain't Learned Enoungh

You might be taxed enough, but I am sure you could spare an 'N'. One of your friends there could use it to make a disparaging racial remark.

Monday, December 7, 2009

To Diculous Again

And a picture is worth a thousand words...

Friday, December 4, 2009


 Judging from your sign, I wouldn't hire you. Your work ethic doesn't seem like the kind we want to spread around.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Yep, Just Like That

Even with how dumb this sign is, the dumbest part is that INTeaParty.com actually posted it on their website.  

Wednesday, December 2, 2009


And you ma'am, have a crisis in spelling competence.       

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

U.S. Students Lag Behind In Math Scores

Stumulus? No. Stumped by math? Yes. 
A million dollars a day for 2,206 years equals $805,190,000,000. And being that U.S. GDP was $14.2 trillion in 2008 (or $38,904,109,589.04 a day), I would recommend a more accelerated repayment plan. I think we can handle it.

Monday, November 30, 2009

WWJD; Loser?

Of all the various punctuation that this sign cries out for, the semi-colon never crossed my mind.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Orwell Is Rolling In His Grave

I don't know about strength, but it sure looks like bliss, that's for sure.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

The signs on those brave patriot children read “Paleface Taxes Too High” & “Let Little Brave Keep Wampum”. I think real Native Americans are more concerned with their history and culture being turned into some generic, racist caricature... 

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Plumb & Plumber

What is it about overalls? They make toddlers look adorable, and they make grown men look like ridiculous, banjo playing morons. Waving plungers around and screaming isn't helping them either.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

'Murica, Yum-O!

The "ingriedts" are very important, so keep in mind that you must use GOD GoLD,  the regular stuff just won't do. And you'll need 8 Guns, no more and no less, to pull off this recipe. Good luck!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Luanne Platter

You've got it all wrong, Senior citizens (and "Señor citizens")  will not be allowed to drop dead until they visit with one of the Death Panels. And "illegal aliens" still won't get health care in this country, so don't worry about seeing them at the doctor's office... just behind the counter at the Luby's you haunt every Sunday afternoon.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Rated "C" For Crazy

This is a REAL trailer for a REAL documentary about the Tea Party movement.  
I wish MST3K was still around.

Remember Halloween?

No one was interested in doing the other teabagging costume.

(Did you dress up as a moran for Halloween too? Send your pictures to moronswithsigns@gmail.com)


Come On Sheeple! Wake Up!

Brilliant! Finally, a well thought out argument that is sure to win some converts to the birther cause. I wonder what the big empty yellow box is for... Is that what we're supposed to prove?


It's Not Working Right

A Bullshit Reflector? But you're still listening to Beck, Hannity and Limbaugh... And so far, it has only helped me detect a dumbass.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I'm Sure You Can... Just Don't Do It In Public

Teabaggers who don't understand the term "teabagging" are stupid, but this kid is inane. I tried hard to believe that this was some kind of counter protest, or mockery, but I just cannot convince myself.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I Think He's Got That Covered

Well, he taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004, so I think he's got that covered. But you might want to read over your sign before carting it out to another rally.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pursuit of Happyness

What gives you the rite to just stand there asking for someone to wright you a check? If you want to get ahead in life, the write thing to do is pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job. Once you've become wildly successful, then right your inspiring memoir and have it turned into a movie starring Will Smith.              

Monday, November 16, 2009

How's That Whole Denial Thing Working Out For You?

Well, more CO2 should produce more plants. Earth should be a jungle paradise soon! Yay! In fact, I'll bet Venus is just teeming with plant life, since the atmosphere there is 96% carbon dioxide...

Friday, November 13, 2009

Who Left The Dogs Out?

On Glenn Beck's radio show yesterday he broke the stunning news that the health care bill being debated in congress would insure not only every man, woman and child, but also man's best friend.

Yes. Dogs. 
How many you ask?

Is Glenn Beck a liar you ask? So far, the best Beck has ever done on any claim is "half true," and only once at that. Plus, since Republicans already tackled this issue back in September with uncanny compassion, we might be asking the wrong questions here.

The better question is why does Glenn Beck not want to provide health care to our furry canine companions? Dogs! The most popular pet in America! Dogs represent unquestioning loyalty, strength, justice and independence. These are the very ideals America was built upon. Why does Glenn Beck hate dogs? And far more importantly, why does Glenn Beck hate America?

Think About It, Won't You?

Next you'll want him to get your coffee and pretty up the place a bit. This goes way beyond socialism. Are you suggesting domestic partnership? Well, keep dreaming buddy, Barney is taken.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I Have My Doubts

I hope his grasp of the issues is better than his grasp of sentence structure and penmanship. Maybe he should lay off the drugs just a bit.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Oops, Did I Do That?

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Oh gee! How will FOX respond? Will Sean Hannity explain how the word "earlier" meant it was Fair and Balanced to use a video fom two months ago? Or, will his head just burst open, releasing the demons inside, with nothing but a slow hiss?

Well played, Sean. Lying through your teeth was a good call.

Don't Tard On Me

She has made it pretty clear, so please try to repress your urge to run this woman over.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Oligarhy Of The Stupid

It has been pretty clear for a long time now that Glenn Beck is an epic moron, but...

...did you know that wünderpatriot wearing this abomination of a 4th of July sweater has written a children's book? And it's about sweaters no less! It's The Christmas Sweater, and debuts today as NYT bestseller. The End Is Nigh.

You Can't Get Anything Past These People

Don't steal from socialized medicine to support socialized medicine!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Stay Classy Atlanta

Being a Teabagger doesn't make you racist, being against health care reform doesn't make you a racist, using your freedom of speech to say ignorant things isn't racist either, but racism is racist and after looking at this guy and his sign... I just have a hunch...

Obvious, Isn't It?

The part I don't understand is the "KiLL US" part. Shouldn't the "Hold my beer and watch this" mentality take care of that on its own?

Friday, November 6, 2009

Fixed It!

Remember this guy? He fixed his sign, sort of. I can only imagine how the conversation went...

Some Moron: "Hey man, you misspelled diaper! Here's a sharpie, fix it."
Moron With Sign: "Oh oops. Thanks man! Boy I could have looked really stupid."
Some Moron: "Hey no problem, us true patriots have to stick together."
Moron With Sign: "There we go, spelled right now. How does the rest of the sign look?"
Some Moron: "Looks good to me! Now let's go fight for liberty."

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Collectivist Ideology

So, when you dropped out of school to join the military, they didn't teach you how to spell what you were fighting against? Or maybe you just didn't bother to figure out for yourself. Just like I'm sure you didn't bother to look up the definition of either ideology...