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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Or Maybe It's, "Who, Commie, Are The Czars"

That was the whole problem, the Czars weren't communist. In fact, they ended up having a whole revolution about that. History is fascinating, isn't it?

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

What's With The Awkward Spacing?

The rule is actually "I before E except when it isn't  frickin' spelled with an E", but thanks for playing! Your parting gifts include a bumper sticker that will make it easy for the rest of us to identify you as a total idiot.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Personal Responsibility?

No, you're living with your parents because you spent four years in college smoking pot and watching your boyfriend play Halo. Then you scared him off by making that face.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Credit Where Credit Is Due

He doesn't want big words either, but he did spell "guvmit" correctly, so I'm impressed.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

HO! HO! Huh?

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Where's Tim Gunn When You Need Him?

A black polo shirt tucked into high waisted khaki shorts without a belt, paired with dress shoes and black socks hiked up pasty white legs is a fashion faux pas in and of itself. Add a paper bag on your head and a sign exclaiming "NO!" hanging off your ass... well, now you are just a crazy jerk.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


I feel like I need to scrub with steel wool in a scalding hot shower after looking at this photo. I have been visually abused.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

"C" Is The Most Common Correct Answer

This man is ________.

A) protesting against the Tea Party protesters
B) another Tea Party protester with a confusing sign
C) a drunk, homeless man in a diaper

Monday, December 21, 2009

Who Invited Tequila To The Party?

Look everyone! The Fourth of July just threw up.

Friday, December 18, 2009

You Tell 'Em Earlene!

Don't let her nice penmenship and spelling skills fool you, she is a one woman death panel, hell bent on taking Medicare away from grandmas everywhere. Incidentally, she is also against other people cutting her hair, unfried vegetables, and "liberal stuff" too.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

So Dumb, Even Spell Check Can't Help

How's that whole spell check thing working out for ya? If it gives you a couple of options for what you might be trying to spell, you have to pick just one. Just a tip. Oh, and you might want to look into grammar check too, for all those pesky apostrophes.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

12 Days Of Obama

Is there anything that these people aren't bad at? Even Wesley Willis wouldn't have wanted them for his backing band.

Am I Reading This Right?

So, apparently there is this village in Kenya called Idiot, and it's missing! No lie. ...well, either that, or this guy is from Kenya.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I "C" What You Did There

Whoa, whoa lady. Let's slow down. Before we start talking about systems of governance, economics and all that, let's focus on some basics like spelling. That way, next time you have an uneducated, knee-jerk reaction to something that causes you to go into a sign making fury, you won't randomly skip letters.    

Monday, December 14, 2009

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

I don't know if these cowboys are disappointed with Obama for being black, or for not repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Friday, December 11, 2009

Self-Proclaimed Angry Bible Hugging White Person

The most terrifying things about this woman are her crappy, misspelled sign, her hideous, flowery jacket, and her crazy ass hat.

Thursday, December 10, 2009


Protesting: So easy a caveman can do it... proper spelling and grammar... not so much.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

No Más Imbéciles, Por Favor

One hundred extra bonus points for you! You've failed to spell correctly in two languages, failed to use proper punctuation, failed to dress in a way that avoids ridicule... and I have a feeling you're dragging that flag on the ground too. Congratulations!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Ain't Learned Enoungh

You might be taxed enough, but I am sure you could spare an 'N'. One of your friends there could use it to make a disparaging racial remark.

Monday, December 7, 2009

To Diculous Again

And a picture is worth a thousand words...

Friday, December 4, 2009


 Judging from your sign, I wouldn't hire you. Your work ethic doesn't seem like the kind we want to spread around.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Yep, Just Like That

Even with how dumb this sign is, the dumbest part is that INTeaParty.com actually posted it on their website.  

Wednesday, December 2, 2009


And you ma'am, have a crisis in spelling competence.       

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

U.S. Students Lag Behind In Math Scores

Stumulus? No. Stumped by math? Yes. 
A million dollars a day for 2,206 years equals $805,190,000,000. And being that U.S. GDP was $14.2 trillion in 2008 (or $38,904,109,589.04 a day), I would recommend a more accelerated repayment plan. I think we can handle it.