The Perfect Meat

Bacon is the only thing that really excites this guy.
      

Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others!

I find it odd that this guy couldn't find anyone else to demonstrate against baby-killing Muslims. I guess the other Ohio Christians are fine with baby-killing Muslims?
 

Fair Doesn't Enter The Equation

In conclusion, 101% of taxpayers pay 139% of the taxes.

  

Straight To The Point?

Brevity is the soul of wit.*

(*does not apply to sentence fragments)
          

TeaParty.Org Founder Dale Robertson

From his website, “Dale was an inspirational player in one of the most successful High School sport teams. His history included facing down ethnic gang members while protecting the innocent and the U.S. flag.”
 

The Good Book Says So

Well, Obama is pretty damn fit and his health care reform legislation does focus on prevention, so yeah, I guess he is anti-chist.
      

Oh, That Was Just Taco Bell

They don't give those out until the baby is born, lady. There's a show about people like you. As for your friend, Mrs. Gunterson, she should just press two for Spanish.