Thick Accent

This guy should not be sounding out words. 
                                 

Donuts? Mmmm...

Really, all she did was misplace an O and forget an apostrophe. I'd call that progress, but she would accuse me of being socialist.
            

!!!

Aw gee, it's too bad there wasn't enough room for that Y.
                       

So True

I couldn't have said that last part better myself. But I would have done a lot better on the first part.
                                                           

Cookie The Clown?

Nevermind mind the woman with the poorly written sign or the human flag on a scooter, who is the guy with the crazy top hat and orange wig?
               

King Obama

Sounds more like a monarchistic agenda to me.
         

Nothing To Insult

It looks like you might have a little trouble stuffing your foot in your mouth, so we'll let that slide.