Or Maybe It's, "Who, Commie, Are The Czars"

That was the whole problem, the Czars weren't communist. In fact, they ended up having a whole revolution about that. History is fascinating, isn't it?

            

What's With The Awkward Spacing?

The rule is actually "I before E except when it isn't  frickin' spelled with an E", but thanks for playing! Your parting gifts include a bumper sticker that will make it easy for the rest of us to identify you as a total idiot.

  

Personal Responsibility?

No, you're living with your parents because you spent four years in college smoking pot and watching your boyfriend play Halo. Then you scared him off by making that face.

Credit Where Credit Is Due

He doesn't want big words either, but he did spell "guvmit" correctly, so I'm impressed.

 

Merry Christmas

HO! HO! Huh?

 

Where's Tim Gunn When You Need Him?

A black polo shirt tucked into high waisted khaki shorts without a belt, paired with dress shoes and black socks hiked up pasty white legs is a fashion faux pas in and of itself. Add a paper bag on your head and a sign exclaiming "NO!" hanging off your ass... well, now you are just a crazy jerk.

   

WTF?

I feel like I need to scrub with steel wool in a scalding hot shower after looking at this photo. I have been visually abused.

 

"C" Is The Most Common Correct Answer

This man is ________.

A) protesting against the Tea Party protesters

B) another Tea Party protester with a confusing sign

C) a drunk, homeless man in a diaper

  

Who Invited Tequila To The Party?

Look everyone! The Fourth of July just threw up.
              

You Tell 'Em Earlene!

Don't let her nice penmenship and spelling skills fool you, she is a one woman death panel, hell bent on taking Medicare away from grandmas everywhere. Incidentally, she is also against other people cutting her hair, unfried vegetables, and "liberal stuff" too.

 

So Dumb, Even Spell Check Can't Help

How's that whole spell check thing working out for ya? If it gives you a couple of options for what you might be trying to spell, you have to pick just one. Just a tip. Oh, and you might want to look into grammar check too, for all those pesky apostrophes.
                     

12 Days Of Obama

Is there anything that these people aren't bad at? Even Wesley Willis wouldn't have wanted them for his backing band.
 

Am I Reading This Right?

So, apparently there is this village in Kenya called Idiot, and it's missing! No lie. ...well, either that, or this guy is from Kenya.
    

I "C" What You Did There

Whoa, whoa lady. Let's slow down. Before we start talking about systems of governance, economics and all that, let's focus on some basics like spelling. That way, next time you have an uneducated, knee-jerk reaction to something that causes you to go into a sign making fury, you won't randomly skip letters.    
  

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

I don't know if these cowboys are disappointed with Obama for being black, or for not repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

                    

Self-Proclaimed Angry Bible Hugging White Person

The most terrifying things about this woman are her crappy, misspelled sign, her hideous, flowery jacket, and her crazy ass hat.
  

Durrr.

Protesting: So easy a caveman can do it... proper spelling and grammar... not so much.

    

No Más Imbéciles, Por Favor

One hundred extra bonus points for you! You've failed to spell correctly in two languages, failed to use proper punctuation, failed to dress in a way that avoids ridicule... and I have a feeling you're dragging that flag on the ground too. Congratulations!

          

Ain't Learned Enoungh

You might be taxed enough, but I am sure you could spare an 'N'. One of your friends there could use it to make a disparaging racial remark.

  

To Diculous Again

And a picture is worth a thousand words...
   

NEiGHBOR' $ MortGaGE

 Judging from your sign, I wouldn't hire you. Your work ethic doesn't seem like the kind we want to spread around.
    

Yep, Just Like That

Even with how dumb this sign is, the dumbest part is that INTeaParty.com actually posted it on their website.  
 

Incompetent

And you ma'am, have a crisis in spelling competence.       
      

U.S. Students Lag Behind In Math Scores

Stumulus? No. Stumped by math? Yes. 
A million dollars a day for 2,206 years equals $805,190,000,000. And being that U.S. GDP was $14.2 trillion in 2008 (or $38,904,109,589.04 a day), I would recommend a more accelerated repayment plan. I think we can handle it.