WWJD; Loser?

Of all the various punctuation that this sign cries out for, the semi-colon never crossed my mind.
                      

Orwell Is Rolling In His Grave

I don't know about strength, but it sure looks like bliss, that's for sure.
           

Happy Thanksgiving!

The signs on those brave patriot children read “Paleface Taxes Too High” & “Let Little Brave Keep Wampum”. I think real Native Americans are more concerned with their history and culture being turned into some generic, racist caricature... 
      

Plumb & Plumber

What is it about overalls? They make toddlers look adorable, and they make grown men look like ridiculous, banjo playing morons. Waving plungers around and screaming isn't helping them either.
             

'Murica, Yum-O!

The "ingriedts" are very important, so keep in mind that you must use GOD GoLD,  the regular stuff just won't do. And you'll need 8 Guns, no more and no less, to pull off this recipe. Good luck!

    

Luanne Platter

You've got it all wrong, Senior citizens (and "Señor citizens")  will not be allowed to drop dead until they visit with one of the Death Panels. And "illegal aliens" still won't get health care in this country, so don't worry about seeing them at the doctor's office... just behind the counter at the Luby's you haunt every Sunday afternoon.

  

Rated "C" For Crazy

This is a REAL trailer for a REAL documentary about the Tea Party movement.  
I wish MST3K was still around.
                 

Remember Halloween?

No one was interested in doing the other teabagging costume.

(Did you dress up as a moran for Halloween too? Send your pictures to moronswithsigns@gmail.com)

                          

Come On Sheeple! Wake Up!

Brilliant! Finally, a well thought out argument that is sure to win some converts to the birther cause. I wonder what the big empty yellow box is for... Is that what we're supposed to prove?

                            

It's Not Working Right

A Bullshit Reflector? But you're still listening to Beck, Hannity and Limbaugh... And so far, it has only helped me detect a dumbass.

  

I'm Sure You Can... Just Don't Do It In Public

Teabaggers who don't understand the term "teabagging" are stupid, but this kid is inane. I tried hard to believe that this was some kind of counter protest, or mockery, but I just cannot convince myself.

                    

I Think He's Got That Covered

Well, he taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004, so I think he's got that covered. But you might want to read over your sign before carting it out to another rally.

               

Pursuit of Happyness

What gives you the rite to just stand there asking for someone to wright you a check? If you want to get ahead in life, the write thing to do is pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job. Once you've become wildly successful, then right your inspiring memoir and have it turned into a movie starring Will Smith.              

How's That Whole Denial Thing Working Out For You?

Well, more CO2 should produce more plants. Earth should be a jungle paradise soon! Yay! In fact, I'll bet Venus is just teeming with plant life, since the atmosphere there is 96% carbon dioxide...

Who Left The Dogs Out?

On Glenn Beck's radio show yesterday he broke the stunning news that the health care bill being debated in congress would insure not only every man, woman and child, but also man's best friend.

Yes. Dogs. 
How many you ask?

Is Glenn Beck a liar you ask? So far, the best Beck has ever done on any claim is "half true," and only once at that. Plus, since Republicans already tackled this issue back in September with uncanny compassion, we might be asking the wrong questions here.

The better question is why does Glenn Beck not want to provide health care to our furry canine companions? Dogs! The most popular pet in America! Dogs represent unquestioning loyalty, strength, justice and independence. These are the very ideals America was built upon. Why does Glenn Beck hate dogs? And far more importantly, why does Glenn Beck hate America?
                                                                                   

Think About It, Won't You?

Next you'll want him to get your coffee and pretty up the place a bit. This goes way beyond socialism. Are you suggesting domestic partnership? Well, keep dreaming buddy, Barney is taken.

I Have My Doubts

I hope his grasp of the issues is better than his grasp of sentence structure and penmanship. Maybe he should lay off the drugs just a bit.

 

Oops, Did I Do That?

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Oh gee! How will FOX respond? Will Sean Hannity explain how the word "earlier" meant it was Fair and Balanced™ to use a video fom two months ago? Or, will his head just burst open, releasing the demons inside, with nothing but a slow hiss?



Well played, Sean. Lying through your teeth was a good call.

Don't Tard On Me

She has made it pretty clear, so please try to repress your urge to run this woman over.
            

Oligarhy Of The Stupid

It has been pretty clear for a long time now that Glenn Beck is an epic moron, but...

...did you know that wünderpatriot wearing this abomination of a 4th of July sweater has written a children's book? And it's about sweaters no less! It's The Christmas Sweater, and debuts today as NYT bestseller. The End Is Nigh.

     

You Can't Get Anything Past These People

       
Don't steal from socialized medicine to support socialized medicine!
                          

Stay Classy Atlanta

Being a Teabagger doesn't make you racist, being against health care reform doesn't make you a racist, using your freedom of speech to say ignorant things isn't racist either, but racism is racist and after looking at this guy and his sign... I just have a hunch...
                

Obvious, Isn't It?

The part I don't understand is the "KiLL US" part. Shouldn't the "Hold my beer and watch this" mentality take care of that on its own?
                                   

Fixed It!

Remember this guy? He fixed his sign, sort of. I can only imagine how the conversation went...


Some Moron: "Hey man, you misspelled diaper! Here's a sharpie, fix it."
Moron With Sign: "Oh oops. Thanks man! Boy I could have looked really stupid."
Some Moron: "Hey no problem, us true patriots have to stick together."
Moron With Sign: "There we go, spelled right now. How does the rest of the sign look?"
Some Moron: "Looks good to me! Now let's go fight for liberty."
                  

Collectivist Ideology

So, when you dropped out of school to join the military, they didn't teach you how to spell what you were fighting against? Or maybe you just didn't bother to figure out for yourself. Just like I'm sure you didn't bother to look up the definition of either ideology...

          

Is Hawaii Really Part of the United States?

No, they don't. Hawaii is not a real state. Three vowels in a row? It violates the laws of God and man.

        

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

Protesting Against Your Own Interests

Sigh... (Insert pithy commentary about most Americans being not well educated, misled by cable news pundits and lacking critical thinking skills that would make them capable of higher level problem solving here.)
    

Who Speaks Farsi?

I don't know what "HAZAZOOUS" means, but it sure is fun to say. Anyone know Farsi? Does it mean "essential", or anything like that?