Is Our Children Learning?

But mostly, let's just focus on the writing. That seems to be the most difficult.
         

Yeah, Dude!

This dude is so "in your face" that he is actually hanging from your eyelid and swinging this sign from in your face.
        

Give Mercedes Benz A Chance

Mercedes Benz has started employing some guerilla marketing tactics in an effort to shed its image as the car for your wealthy, conservative, old war-hawk uncle.
    

Why Those Three?

I cannot argue with this. Mostly because it is not possible to, as it's innately inarguable, or "not even wrong". I would however also suggest kittens, beer, good books, YES! Earthquake in Haiti, NO!

(please click on the link above and give what you can!!!) 
         

Who Are The Jhon's (Men)?

I am really glad we clarified that. Sort of, anyway. Thank's, Jhon.
             

(Almost) No Child Left Behind

I am stunned, but I am not a stundent.
   

FYI, You Are In That Hole Now

When you're not good at spelling, stop spelling!!!
             

Tax's

They payed so much in taxes, all they could afford was an apostrophe...
     

Buh-Bye Now

And we thought so much of the tide of stupid would wash back out to sea when Bush left office. How wrong we all were.

      

Captain America's Drunk Uncle

I do not sleep easier at night knowing that this guy is out there vehemently defending what he believes the constitution to be.
   

The Perfect Meat

Bacon is the only thing that really excites this guy.
      

Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others!

I find it odd that this guy couldn't find anyone else to demonstrate against baby-killing Muslims. I guess the other Ohio Christians are fine with baby-killing Muslims?
 

Fair Doesn't Enter The Equation

In conclusion, 101% of taxpayers pay 139% of the taxes.

  

Straight To The Point?

Brevity is the soul of wit.*

(*does not apply to sentence fragments)
          

TeaParty.Org Founder Dale Robertson

From his website, “Dale was an inspirational player in one of the most successful High School sport teams. His history included facing down ethnic gang members while protecting the innocent and the U.S. flag.”
 

The Good Book Says So

Well, Obama is pretty damn fit and his health care reform legislation does focus on prevention, so yeah, I guess he is anti-chist.
      

Oh, That Was Just Taco Bell

They don't give those out until the baby is born, lady. There's a show about people like you. As for your friend, Mrs. Gunterson, she should just press two for Spanish.
 

The Mob

I don't know what the hyphens are about, or what tryanny is, but I do know that if Burke were alive today, he would act like he didn't know you.
    

So Help Me, Yellow Eyes

Hey, kid. Scut Farkus called, he wants his job back.
  

Your Are Bad At Protesting

Your what? Either you missed a word, or you missed a few grammar lessons. Oh, and adding a random "$" to the word "racists" ...funny, but not in the way you thought it would be.