That's right! White people were not slaves. As many as two-thirds were indentured servants in some colonies, true, but not slaves. We're glad you knew that.
Square with blank circle head and peg legs plus peg-legged triangle with circle head and stumpy T-Rex arm nubs equals marriage!
At least this person did realize the error and attempted to insert the "N". I guess they were just so proud of their stick figure drawings that they did not want to make a new sign.
This must be one of those Opposite Day parades where we pretend that Joseph McCarthy was an American hero who championed things like intellectual freedom and freedom of speech. He was a friend to government employees, those in the entertainment industry, educators and union activists everywhere.
It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works -General Ripper
There is so much wrong here that it is hard to know where to start. Do the quotes around socialism indicate that he is okay with some social programs? And aside from her butchery of the English language and inability to properly space words, what is the message I should take away from this woman's sign? I am at a loss.
I am not too up on my Kenyan politics, but if we impeach Mwai Kibaki, wouldn't that leave Kalonzo Stephen Musyoka or Raila Odinga to rule the country? I am not sure I'm comfortable with that.
Hey Indiana Jones, stopping tyrrany sounds grreat and all, but you can't do it just sitting on the currb all day. Plus, what does talking like a pirrate have to do with any of this? Oh, and tell your mom I say "hi", and that I really like her shirrt.
While we're at it, let's just go ahead and say "No" to government funded, public schools too. They are clearly not doing much in the way of teaching history or government. And they aren't encouraging critical thinking skills, or higher level problem solving either...
Barack Obama holds the presidency of the United States, degrees from Columbia and Harvard, a talent for public speaking, and likely, a large collection of Star Wars memorabilia. What'll ya take in trade?
Jim Bob, the extremey over-taxed Tea-Bagger here, is on his cellphone right now pronouncing "amnesty" without the "n" in conversation with another true patriot. It's a special code they use to help ferret out pinko commies.
Yep, Obama is half black. We know. You left the "r" off the end of "forefathers", and you keep switching back and forth between lower-case letters and all caps. That EXPLAINS A LoT ABouT YOu.
Follow Sarah Palin's example and quit while you're ahead. Judging by that crazy, brown, backwards "S" snake turd and the hastily scrawled "taxes" in the bottom corner, you're not adept at design anyway. Overall, you just don't seem up to standing for long periods of time, walking long distances, or spending too much time outside. Stick with what you know. Food.
This little girl is too cute. She's also too young to know what she's protesting, which is why I choose to believe that "hard rocking people" is what she meant her sign to read as.
Oh god. Simple misspellings are not enough for this mavericky maverick. Only a person who writes their "N"s backwards would really want Sarah Palin to come back. Ever.
They are hanging out on the front porch, but there aren't a lot of people there, so I guess they are not the most socialest group of people.But with the Stars and Bars and all those signs, they do seem pretty crazyracist maverick-y.
Pro Tip #2: When you make a mistake, don't draw any more attention to it than it already gets on its own. You do however get points for noticing your mistake. No points will be awarded for your definition of Republic though. Thanks for playing.
The spelling of the president's name is phonetic, I guess. Maybe it is supposed to evoke a southern dialect. And I am sure those are not unnecessary quotation marks around "God". She is saying that she believes in god in a broader, more spiritual sense, not some guy in the clouds, with a beard, who hates socialists.
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. I believe in this whole-heartedly.
And I appreciate anyone who has the gumption to protest despite their handicapped abilities to articulate what they oppose. Their right, and ours, to a freedom of speech is something few in this world can savor. Another right we should not forget to savor, though, is the right to mock them.
Some of these signs have been floating around the internet for a while and could be called classics, others are new. They just needed to be collected in one place. Please enjoy, and share it with your friends.
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