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Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. I believe in this whole-heartedly.
And I appreciate anyone who has the gumption to protest despite their handicapped abilities to articulate what they oppose. Their right, and ours, to a freedom of speech is something few in this world can savor. Another right we should not forget to savor, though, is the right to mock them.
Some of these signs have been floating around the internet for a while and could be called classics, others are new. They just needed to be collected in one place. Please enjoy, and share it with your friends.
And I appreciate anyone who has the gumption to protest despite their handicapped abilities to articulate what they oppose. Their right, and ours, to a freedom of speech is something few in this world can savor. Another right we should not forget to savor, though, is the right to mock them.
Some of these signs have been floating around the internet for a while and could be called classics, others are new. They just needed to be collected in one place. Please enjoy, and share it with your friends.
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5 comments:
de·scent: An inclination downward
dis·sent: Difference of opinion or feeling; disagreement.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this, because the caption would almost certainly have caused it to come out of my nose.
Man, this guy went to the trouble of renting...no wait, scratch that, he OWNS that costume...and dressing up just to have it all spoiled by the fact that he's a moron.
I remember Descent. Great game--six degrees of freedom!
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