Happy Halloween!

BOO! Yep, they're a scary bunch. Thankfully, they don't go trick-or-treating, that's a socialist redistribution of candy. Now, there is a lot of whargarbl going on in both of these photos, but what I really want know is, what the hell are "Environmental Race Pimps"?
              

Don't Show Your Love Of Country Through The Art Of Dance, Please

This video is cracking me up. Skip the first minute or so and then check out the woman with American flag T-shirt and her sweet dance moves.
                    

Missionary

I think that's a little narrow minded. There are lots of variations and alternatives when it comes to the pubic option. Get creative, have fun with it.
                                                          

Fine Print Is Not Advisable When Protesting

Wow, it looks like grandpa is getting a fat sack of cash! If this is socialized medicine, it is even better than I imagined.
                  

Another Video Bonus

Billionaires For Wealthcare crashed a speech at an America's Health Insurance Plans (AHIP) conference, a powerful lobby against health reform. And instead of screaming and shouting like all the morons at the townhall meetings, they sang showtunes. Refreshing, creative, funny and original. Everything the opposition has not been.
                    

Dog Turd

With you as their mother, I already have serious doubts about your children's future.

                 

I Swear, There Are No Stupid Questions

Let's set aside the misspellings and the free-wheeling punctuation for a second so we can focus on the actual question... hmm... Okay, got it! He took the oath because he was elected President of the United States. Nailed it!

                

If We Let Dogs Pay Mortgages...Where Will It Lead?

Hey dog, I wouldn't worry about it. You're a dog.

                        

Life Imitates Banner

 

Oops. That's awkward, I guess their banners are just as screwed up as the party itself. Looks like a pretty small tent too, if you know what I mean.

                          

Adolescence Is Awkward Part II

This kid confuses "the man" with his old man, he's just pissed about being grounded. It does distill the Tea-Party sentiment nicely though.

I'll Solve The Puzzle, Pat

I'll give them an 'E' for effort. I'll also give them a 'C' to spell 'church' correctly and an 'A' to get 'marriages' right too.
                           

Jesus Forgives You

Is it possible to say "Teabagging for Jesus" with a straight face? I know I can't.

      

Head Gear

A-ha, so that's what an ass-hat looks like. Good to know.

                    

A Video Bonus!

This goes out to all those Tea Baggers in New Jersey that were in such an uproar over the Obama Song Video. FYI, talking in tongues makes you a moron. Sorry.            

(you can see the video that "scares" the teabaggers after the jump)

Ah, I See What You Did There

Oh so clever. It reads "The zoo has an African and the (picture of a lion) White House has a lyin' African" Proving once again that racists are morons. Your design skills are a credit to your stereotype ma'am.

                                              

Down With Stuff You Don't Understand!

Down with Medicare! Down with Medicaid! And while we're at it... Down with Social Security Income! This grandma can pick herself up by her bootstraps and get back to work if she wants healthcare!                    

 

Adolescence Is Awkward

He is, of course, referring to the sexual revolution. Hey ladies!

                 

It's True

FACT: Some villages in Kenya are so poor that 300 people must share a single, communal teleprompter.

                      

Meet Billy Wayne Cletus McBubba

Please do not misinterpret this sign. He is trying to promote awareness of body odor. He doesn't want anyone else's sweaty armpits to ruin another white shirt.

                   

Move Along Now

Nothing to see here folks, just sound, reasoned, fact-based arguments against the current Democratic president's policy proposals.

              

The More Things Change...

They are disgusting bigots and racists, but you've gotta hand it to them, the message is clear, neatly written, evenly spaced and spelled correctly.

                     

Liars

Well, I have markers and cardboard too. But just because I write on there that I'm an astronaut or a Ph.D, doesn't make it true.
                           

You Can't Make This Sh!t Up

Whoa... the missing letters spell CIA ("politiCIans" and "diApers")! There's gotta be a Glenn Beck fan out there who can explain the significance of this secret message.

Nailed It

No need to wait for Mitt, I think this guy has nailed it.

Use It Or Lose It

Feel free to take my ability to spell though, I haven't really been using that one much lately.
                                         

Mildly Suggestive Streets?

I think I'd fear the coming "medioracy" a little more if I knew what exactly it meant.

                                       

Rosevelt

Everyone's getting in on the fun. This comes from the fine folks, Drew and Natalie D, at Married to the Sea.

          

Stream Of Consciousness

I think there are a few nouns, and maybe some verbs, missing from this sign.

   

Not By The Numbers

The full text of the sign held by the old man in the blue plaid shirt reads, 

"MATH IS THE PROBLEM." 

                

Morons With Songs

Kinda catchy, don't ya think?
                

It Means What?!

The most impressive thing about the Tea Partiers is that apparently none of them have ever typed "tea bag" into Google and hit the search button.
                
 

Not Really A Reader

Our friend Brain, er Brian, here believes that "Get out of the way" constitutes a stimulus plan. His understanding of stimulus is at about the same level as his ability to spell common names.

 

Masters Of The Obvious

Oh. Wow. Uhm...okay, well thanks for clearing that up for everyone. Keep up the good work buddy.

What Future?

At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling "Get off my lawn, you damn kids!", I just want to say, I am really not at all concerned about their future. Sorry.