Cell phones might contribute to pressing 1 for English. We should get rid of those things, to be safe.
Anonymous
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July 7, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Of course, if this were to happen, we would no longer have to 'press 1', we would have to 'dial 1'. (But maybe that wouldn't be so bad - I love the sounds of the rotary phone when dialing. And watching the dial spin.)
Anonymous
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August 13, 2010 at 11:08 AM
I agree. "Turn one for English" sounds much better.
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Cell phones might contribute to pressing 1 for English. We should get rid of those things, to be safe.
Of course, if this were to happen, we would no longer have to 'press 1', we would have to 'dial 1'. (But maybe that wouldn't be so bad - I love the sounds of the rotary phone when dialing. And watching the dial spin.)
I agree. "Turn one for English" sounds much better.
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