Outside Advisor

As long as they don't let this guy near a teleprompter, I think everything will be okay.
       

What About Portia de Rossi?

What does this even mean? What about using our tax dollars to promote the 
porn industry's fantasy image of lesbianism? Is it okay if they're hot?
            

Citizins

The citizens though, definitely still do not have a voice.
               

Colorful...

Whoa. Honestly, it's news to me that the health care reform package covers Shi`a Muslims in Bulgaria.
       

Baby Steps Now

Let's just work on spelling it first. Once we have that down, we can learn what's actually in it and what it means.
  

Nice Pitchfork Though

Looking at his sign, I first thought I was missing something. But he is just missing some some letters and parts of letters. And brain cells.
       

Oh Your Pedal Extremities Are Colossal

From the crazy drawing down to the dangling tea bags, and her proud and self-satisfied look, I couldn't stop laughing. I still have no idea what Fats Waller has to do with any of this.
        

I Don't Want To Know What Butt Hell Is

Okay, so no Butt Hell, but what else are we saying "no" to? No exclamation points?
               

The Tea, Don't Tryanny

At first I thought she might be confusing tyranny with losing, but then I realized she was just confused.
      

Happy 4/20

Dude.
       

Gay's What?

I could take a wild guess as to why, but I wouldn't want to embarrass you publicly.
                       

A Riddle? I'm Stumped.

The most obvious answer is that anything outside of France's borders isn't France, but then again France does live in the hearts of its people, wherever they are.
    

Simple And To The Point

Whoa there big fella, this is just supposed to be a protest sign, not friggin' Gravity's Rainbow. 
                                                        

Not Ready For Higher Education

Increasing tuition apparently adversely affects spelling too.
                  

Specific Walls? All Walls? Metaphorical Walls?

But he'll throw his full support behind ceilings, floors, bad spelling and raNdom capItaliZation.
  

But That's Not All! You'll Also Git...

This protester, coming to a clock tower near you!
            

Oppose Obamma!!!

Jeez, buy a bumper sticker. And a rear window.
                           

More Patriotic Than Thou

Illegal U.S. Citizens, by definition, makes no sense. But thanks for playing! Here's your consolation prize. I hope you can hear it over your outfit.

Fuzzy Math

Actually, it equals negative two. I was to understand there would be no math, and no conspiracy nuts, at this rally...
          

Wy God, Wy?

There is a whole lot wrong with this picture, but wy point out that historical inaccuracies and misspellings? Wy disparage these fine patriots? Wy?
                  

Can You Get An Adjustable Rate?

With you as a parent, your kid's future has got problems enough as it is, huh?
                                

My Fired

My Fired is so damn cool that when I asked if I could take off a couple hours early tomorrow, he looked at me and said I should just take the whole day off...
             

Still Racist

Apparently, when you use it as an adjective, it isn't racist anymore.
                   

Pagans

Our God Will, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.