Super Sign!

Hey, get a grip old man. The quantity doesn't improve quality and doesn't make you look any less crazy.
   

Fuzzy Math

Actually, it equals negative two. I was to understand there would be no math, and no conspiracy nuts, at this rally...
          

What, No Chocolate Chip?

Can't handle the truth? It's okay, have a cookie. But be careful, they're pretty nutty too.
                     

Oligarhy Of The Stupid

It has been pretty clear for a long time now that Glenn Beck is an epic moron, but...

...did you know that wünderpatriot wearing this abomination of a 4th of July sweater has written a children's book? And it's about sweaters no less! It's The Christmas Sweater, and debuts today as NYT bestseller. The End Is Nigh.

     

Where Were You On 9/11 x 5 ?

Seriously? This guy's 5th 9/11 is going to be him burning his lips on a freshly microwaved Hot Pocket.