At the Klan rally...

The men, all of whom are pricks, may have been in the van from yesterday's post.

Headed to the Klan rally?

I can tell from the use of "whom" that we are talking about a specific employer, but are we also talking about a specific illegal alien? An illegal alien named Euthanasia?

        

King Obama

Sounds more like a monarchistic agenda to me.
         

I'm Forgainst It

I stared at this, wondering what it meant, for the longest time. And then it dawned on me, if she can't spell "amnesty" or "congress", she probably doesn't know what it means either.
                        

Colorful...

Whoa. Honestly, it's news to me that the health care reform package covers Shi`a Muslims in Bulgaria.
       

More Patriotic Than Thou

Illegal U.S. Citizens, by definition, makes no sense. But thanks for playing! Here's your consolation prize. I hope you can hear it over your outfit.

Oh, That Was Just Taco Bell

They don't give those out until the baby is born, lady. There's a show about people like you. As for your friend, Mrs. Gunterson, she should just press two for Spanish.
 

Your Are Bad At Protesting

Your what? Either you missed a word, or you missed a few grammar lessons. Oh, and adding a random "$" to the word "racists" ...funny, but not in the way you thought it would be.
                  

No Más Imbéciles, Por Favor

One hundred extra bonus points for you! You've failed to spell correctly in two languages, failed to use proper punctuation, failed to dress in a way that avoids ridicule... and I have a feeling you're dragging that flag on the ground too. Congratulations!

          

Luanne Platter

You've got it all wrong, Senior citizens (and "Señor citizens")  will not be allowed to drop dead until they visit with one of the Death Panels. And "illegal aliens" still won't get health care in this country, so don't worry about seeing them at the doctor's office... just behind the counter at the Luby's you haunt every Sunday afternoon.

  

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

Is She Saying Fecal?

Uh oh! You're a meme! I think we'll hold off on making it the official language until more people have a firm grasp of it.
             

Room For Rent

These folks own a quaint little Bed & Breakfast place down by the shore. I think they have some unruly guests.

          

Mexicans...

On the other hand, learning to write in the English language, and when to use a hyphen, is completely optional .