Fart-bama

Hold on a sec, who is lying in wait for what? Is it the secret muslims with their terror babies?

         

Where Hear, Where Dum, Git Use Two It!!!

At least they colored inside the lines. Too bad they didn't finish. They must be taking cues from Sarah Palin.

 

!!!

Aw gee, it's too bad there wasn't enough room for that Y.
                       

With?

This guy was so full of righteous indignation that he couldn't be bothered to finish this sign. There wasn't enough room for all those complicated words anyway.
   

Incompetence Indeed

He should have scrapped the whole thing and started over after butchering number three. He wasn't even halfway done yet.
       

No Clear Message? Whargarbl!!!

All of exclamation marks and question marks in the world won't make this message any clearer.
          

Decentralized Is The Highest Form Of Patriotic

It looks like they took the concept of "no centralization" a bit too literally. 
   

There Are No Dumb Questions, Just Dumb Presidents

No.
 

Straight To The Point?

Brevity is the soul of wit.*

(*does not apply to sentence fragments)
          

'Murica, Yum-O!

The "ingriedts" are very important, so keep in mind that you must use GOD GoLD,  the regular stuff just won't do. And you'll need 8 Guns, no more and no less, to pull off this recipe. Good luck!

    

It's Not Working Right

A Bullshit Reflector? But you're still listening to Beck, Hannity and Limbaugh... And so far, it has only helped me detect a dumbass.

  

I Have My Doubts

I hope his grasp of the issues is better than his grasp of sentence structure and penmanship. Maybe he should lay off the drugs just a bit.

 

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

Wait, What Does It Explain?

Yep, Obama is half black. We know. You left the "r" off the end of "forefathers", and you keep switching back and forth between lower-case letters and all caps. That EXPLAINS A LoT ABouT YOu.
                  

Paper From The Trash, Borrowed Pen

You're not a good protester either. I'm sensing a real lack of commitment here, and this goes beyond poor spelling.

          

Crappiest Sign Ever

Seriously!? Really? This sign was paid for? This dude is a sucker if he really paid for this thing.