Funny, I thought God looked like spaghetti and meatballs...

 

Though this looks to be spelled correctly, I'm sure he meant GOD HATES TEXAS. Because that makes infinitely more sense.

 

Is Obama Vader? Is Palin From Hoth? Is Ron Paul Yoda?

Sorry. I am afraid that the Tea Party is not the same thing as the Rebel Alliance, and not everything can be compared to Star Wars.
 

Trader Barack's

Barack Obama holds the presidency of the United States, degrees from Columbia and Harvard, a talent for public speaking, and likely, a large collection of Star Wars memorabilia. What'll ya take in trade?

(thanks Lindsey)

That's A Car, Not A Snow Speeder

Being  a Libertarian in Minnesota is not the same thing as fighting with the Rebel Alliance on the ice world of Hoth. It's just not.