King Obama

Sounds more like a monarchistic agenda to me.
         

I'm Forgainst It

I stared at this, wondering what it meant, for the longest time. And then it dawned on me, if she can't spell "amnesty" or "congress", she probably doesn't know what it means either.
                        

Every Time "Amnesty" Is Spelled Correctly, An Eagle Dies

Jim Bob, the extremey over-taxed Tea-Bagger here, is on his cellphone right now pronouncing "amnesty" without the "n" in conversation with another true patriot. It's a special code they use to help ferret out pinko commies.
   

The Irony Is Strong With This One

It's just so weird... I wonder why nobody has been honking. Hmm...