What About Portia de Rossi?

What does this even mean? What about using our tax dollars to promote the 
porn industry's fantasy image of lesbianism? Is it okay if they're hot?
            

Gay's What?

I could take a wild guess as to why, but I wouldn't want to embarrass you publicly.
                       

It Just Doesn't Add Up

Marriage is such a sacred institution and cornerstone to our society that we don't need to know how to spell the word. Knowing the math behind it is enough.
     

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

I don't know if these cowboys are disappointed with Obama for being black, or for not repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

                    

Think About It, Won't You?

Next you'll want him to get your coffee and pretty up the place a bit. This goes way beyond socialism. Are you suggesting domestic partnership? Well, keep dreaming buddy, Barney is taken.

I'll Solve The Puzzle, Pat

I'll give them an 'E' for effort. I'll also give them a 'C' to spell 'church' correctly and an 'A' to get 'marriages' right too.
                           

Masters Of The Obvious

Oh. Wow. Uhm...okay, well thanks for clearing that up for everyone. Keep up the good work buddy.

The Geometry of Marriage

Square with blank circle head and peg legs plus peg-legged triangle with circle head and stumpy T-Rex arm nubs equals marriage!

At least this person did realize the error and attempted to insert the "N". I guess they were just so proud of their stick figure drawings that they did not want to make a new sign.

(thanks Cheryl)

                       

Denim Chicken

Funny, he doesn't look like a chicken. Thanks California!