Funny, I thought God looked like spaghetti and meatballs...

 

Though this looks to be spelled correctly, I'm sure he meant GOD HATES TEXAS. Because that makes infinitely more sense.

 

Happy 4th Of July Weekend!

Hey terrorist, support the President.
        

Donuts? Mmmm...

Really, all she did was misplace an O and forget an apostrophe. I'd call that progress, but she would accuse me of being socialist.
            

Pagans

Our God Will, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.