Funny, I thought God looked like spaghetti and meatballs...

 

Though this looks to be spelled correctly, I'm sure he meant GOD HATES TEXAS. Because that makes infinitely more sense.

 

Congess-ted

She holds her sign with such conviction that if I knew what CONGESS was, I would be for limiting its terms too.

            

Headed to the Klan rally?

I can tell from the use of "whom" that we are talking about a specific employer, but are we also talking about a specific illegal alien? An illegal alien named Euthanasia?

        

Citizins

The citizens though, definitely still do not have a voice.
               

But That's Not All! You'll Also Git...

This protester, coming to a clock tower near you!
            

Not Surprising

And I bet I can guess why too.
    

Double Fail

They almost managed to spell schoolers, or scholars. Either way, it was a failure.
        

TeaParty.Org Founder Dale Robertson

From his website, “Dale was an inspirational player in one of the most successful High School sport teams. His history included facing down ethnic gang members while protecting the innocent and the U.S. flag.”
 

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

I don't know if these cowboys are disappointed with Obama for being black, or for not repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

                    

Meet Billy Wayne Cletus McBubba

Please do not misinterpret this sign. He is trying to promote awareness of body odor. He doesn't want anyone else's sweaty armpits to ruin another white shirt.

                   

Is She Saying Fecal?

Uh oh! You're a meme! I think we'll hold off on making it the official language until more people have a firm grasp of it.
             

A Bad Dream

My palm hit my face so hard I think it left a mark. Dreams may be open to interpretation, but the spelling of the word is not. I wonder who noticed the other one's sign first. Did they think, "Ha ha, her sign is spelled wrong!" or "Oh no! My sign is spelled wrong!" Thanks Texas educational system.