Thanks For Participating In Democracy, Now Please Sit Down

If you cannot spell government, you might not be informed enough about government to know who made the mess. Just sayin'.

  

So Dumb, Even Spell Check Can't Help

How's that whole spell check thing working out for ya? If it gives you a couple of options for what you might be trying to spell, you have to pick just one. Just a tip. Oh, and you might want to look into grammar check too, for all those pesky apostrophes.
                     

Dumber Like A Fox

I was unaware of any Scholiast Policies. Judging by the tea bags in her hair, and the nonsense on her other sign, she is unaware of a lot more.