Funny, I thought God looked like spaghetti and meatballs...

 

Though this looks to be spelled correctly, I'm sure he meant GOD HATES TEXAS. Because that makes infinitely more sense.

 

Wake Up! I Am More Patriotic Than You!

Happy 2011!!! I've got bad news though. These people are somehow still a force in politics.
                                              

Headed to the Klan rally?

I can tell from the use of "whom" that we are talking about a specific employer, but are we also talking about a specific illegal alien? An illegal alien named Euthanasia?

        

Oppose Obamma!!!

Jeez, buy a bumper sticker. And a rear window.
                           

Captain America's Drunk Uncle

I do not sleep easier at night knowing that this guy is out there vehemently defending what he believes the constitution to be.
   

Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others!

I find it odd that this guy couldn't find anyone else to demonstrate against baby-killing Muslims. I guess the other Ohio Christians are fine with baby-killing Muslims?
 

Straight To The Point?

Brevity is the soul of wit.*

(*does not apply to sentence fragments)
          

Merry Christmas

HO! HO! Huh?

 

Where's Tim Gunn When You Need Him?

A black polo shirt tucked into high waisted khaki shorts without a belt, paired with dress shoes and black socks hiked up pasty white legs is a fashion faux pas in and of itself. Add a paper bag on your head and a sign exclaiming "NO!" hanging off your ass... well, now you are just a crazy jerk.

   

WTF?

I feel like I need to scrub with steel wool in a scalding hot shower after looking at this photo. I have been visually abused.

 

"C" Is The Most Common Correct Answer

This man is ________.

A) protesting against the Tea Party protesters

B) another Tea Party protester with a confusing sign

C) a drunk, homeless man in a diaper

  

Who Invited Tequila To The Party?

Look everyone! The Fourth of July just threw up.
              

Oligarhy Of The Stupid

It has been pretty clear for a long time now that Glenn Beck is an epic moron, but...

...did you know that wünderpatriot wearing this abomination of a 4th of July sweater has written a children's book? And it's about sweaters no less! It's The Christmas Sweater, and debuts today as NYT bestseller. The End Is Nigh.

     

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

The Crazy Mobile Has Arrived

If you think this woman's car is crazy, you should see her website! Woah.