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Welcome To New Saxony

And if by truth you mean a Fair & Balanced™ view of reality where Jews all run the world and all black men are criminals, then yes, guilty as charged.
           

Simple And To The Point

Whoa there big fella, this is just supposed to be a protest sign, not friggin' Gravity's Rainbow. 
                                                        

The Raciest Sign, Really

No, not racy at all, just afraid of anyone a shade darker than a brown paper bag.
 

(Almost) No Child Left Behind

I am stunned, but I am not a stundent.
   

Buh-Bye Now

And we thought so much of the tide of stupid would wash back out to sea when Bush left office. How wrong we all were.

      

Who Left The Dogs Out?

On Glenn Beck's radio show yesterday he broke the stunning news that the health care bill being debated in congress would insure not only every man, woman and child, but also man's best friend.

Yes. Dogs. 
How many you ask?

Is Glenn Beck a liar you ask? So far, the best Beck has ever done on any claim is "half true," and only once at that. Plus, since Republicans already tackled this issue back in September with uncanny compassion, we might be asking the wrong questions here.

The better question is why does Glenn Beck not want to provide health care to our furry canine companions? Dogs! The most popular pet in America! Dogs represent unquestioning loyalty, strength, justice and independence. These are the very ideals America was built upon. Why does Glenn Beck hate dogs? And far more importantly, why does Glenn Beck hate America?
                                                                                   

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

Life Imitates Banner

 

Oops. That's awkward, I guess their banners are just as screwed up as the party itself. Looks like a pretty small tent too, if you know what I mean.

                          

A Video Bonus!

This goes out to all those Tea Baggers in New Jersey that were in such an uproar over the Obama Song Video. FYI, talking in tongues makes you a moron. Sorry.            

(you can see the video that "scares" the teabaggers after the jump)

Liars

Well, I have markers and cardboard too. But just because I write on there that I'm an astronaut or a Ph.D, doesn't make it true.
                           

Nailed It

No need to wait for Mitt, I think this guy has nailed it.