Cerf's Up!

He might be talking about the Central Emergency Response Fund, Canine Eye Registration Foundation, Craft Emergency Relief Fund, Coastal Environmental Rights Foundation or California Equine Retirement Foundation. Or maybe he just meant to say "derp derpity derp derp."
     

Dictators! Dictators!

Wait, what do you call a dictatorship that is regularly elected by a majority of citizens, bound by the rule of law and held to a set of checks and balances? Oh yeah, A DEMOCRACY! Neat.