Epically Dumb

Yes, the Tea Party is.

   

Oh, I Get It! Your Attempt At Irony...

She has such a keen sense of history, and how taxes work.
             

Apathy

You know, just where ever you can find some room for it.
       

Turtle Power!

I would never have pegged this lady as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan, but Armaggon is a mutant, cyborg shark from the future. He is one of TMNT's most dangerous enemies.
              

Donuts? Mmmm...

Really, all she did was misplace an O and forget an apostrophe. I'd call that progress, but she would accuse me of being socialist.
            

Where All The White Women At?

I think I'll let President Obama handle this one...

Outside Advisor

As long as they don't let this guy near a teleprompter, I think everything will be okay.
       

Still Smarter Than This Guy

What's dumber than a moran moron? Whatever it is, this guy is dumber than that.
    

This Guy Knows How To Talk To Black America

What is a "Be Pimpin'"? And why to our politicians have one?
                  

Who Are The Jhon's (Men)?

I am really glad we clarified that. Sort of, anyway. Thank's, Jhon.
             

FYI, You Are In That Hole Now

When you're not good at spelling, stop spelling!!!
             

Straight To The Point?

Brevity is the soul of wit.*

(*does not apply to sentence fragments)
          

TeaParty.Org Founder Dale Robertson

From his website, “Dale was an inspirational player in one of the most successful High School sport teams. His history included facing down ethnic gang members while protecting the innocent and the U.S. flag.”
 

NEiGHBOR' $ MortGaGE

 Judging from your sign, I wouldn't hire you. Your work ethic doesn't seem like the kind we want to spread around.
    

Don't Tard On Me

She has made it pretty clear, so please try to repress your urge to run this woman over.
            

Fixed It!

Remember this guy? He fixed his sign, sort of. I can only imagine how the conversation went...


Some Moron: "Hey man, you misspelled diaper! Here's a sharpie, fix it."
Moron With Sign: "Oh oops. Thanks man! Boy I could have looked really stupid."
Some Moron: "Hey no problem, us true patriots have to stick together."
Moron With Sign: "There we go, spelled right now. How does the rest of the sign look?"
Some Moron: "Looks good to me! Now let's go fight for liberty."