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Showing posts with label moran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label moran. Show all posts

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Still Smarter Than This Guy


What's dumber than a moran moron? Whatever it is, this guy is dumber than that.
    

Monday, January 11, 2010

TeaParty.Org Founder Dale Robertson


From his website, “Dale was an inspirational player in one of the most successful High School sport teams. His history included facing down ethnic gang members while protecting the innocent and the U.S. flag.”
 

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!




The signs on those brave patriot children read “Paleface Taxes Too High” & “Let Little Brave Keep Wampum”. I think real Native Americans are more concerned with their history and culture being turned into some generic, racist caricature... 
      

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Plumb & Plumber



What is it about overalls? They make toddlers look adorable, and they make grown men look like ridiculous, banjo playing morons. Waving plungers around and screaming isn't helping them either.
             

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Oligarhy Of The Stupid



It has been pretty clear for a long time now that Glenn Beck is an epic moron, but...



...did you know that wünderpatriot wearing this abomination of a 4th of July sweater has written a children's book? And it's about sweaters no less! It's The Christmas Sweater, and debuts today as NYT bestseller. The End Is Nigh.
     

Friday, November 6, 2009

Fixed It!



Remember this guy? He fixed his sign, sort of. I can only imagine how the conversation went...


Some Moron: "Hey man, you misspelled diaper! Here's a sharpie, fix it."
Moron With Sign: "Oh oops. Thanks man! Boy I could have looked really stupid."
Some Moron: "Hey no problem, us true patriots have to stick together."
Moron With Sign: "There we go, spelled right now. How does the rest of the sign look?"
Some Moron: "Looks good to me! Now let's go fight for liberty."
                  

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Flaming Freeper








The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.
              

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Masters Of The Obvious



Oh. Wow. Uhm...okay, well thanks for clearing that up for everyone. Keep up the good work buddy.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Movin To The Country, Gonna Eat A Lot Of Peaches



Is inpeaching the president some kind of teen lingo euphemism that I don't get?

(WARNING: You will not get these 7 minutes and 44 seconds back.)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Morans...

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This guy just seems right for an inaugural post. It seems like he started the whole movement. He's a kind of Paul Revere of dumb, spearheading a revolution of dumb. I wonder, does this guy know he is an internet meme? Does he understand the ridicule he inspires? My guess is no. I think his AOL free trial disk ran out a long time ago.