Not Ready For Higher Education

Increasing tuition apparently adversely affects spelling too.
                  

Double Fail

They almost managed to spell schoolers, or scholars. Either way, it was a failure.
        

(Almost) No Child Left Behind

I am stunned, but I am not a stundent.
   

Your Are Bad At Protesting

Your what? Either you missed a word, or you missed a few grammar lessons. Oh, and adding a random "$" to the word "racists" ...funny, but not in the way you thought it would be.
                  

Personal Responsibility?

No, you're living with your parents because you spent four years in college smoking pot and watching your boyfriend play Halo. Then you scared him off by making that face.

Education Fail

Damn it! Please, stop vandaling the English language!  Ack!