Absolutely No Violence Implied

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One Man Militia

Kudos to this guy for spelling stimulus correctly.
            

Wannabe Domestic Terrorist

Grammatically speaking, is this even possible? He's already there. I think he meant, "This time!"
                      

'Murica, Yum-O!

The "ingriedts" are very important, so keep in mind that you must use GOD GoLD,  the regular stuff just won't do. And you'll need 8 Guns, no more and no less, to pull off this recipe. Good luck!