Super Sign!

Hey, get a grip old man. The quantity doesn't improve quality and doesn't make you look any less crazy.
   

What Would We Do Without Him?

Glenn Beck is the Fox News demagogue, Glen Beck is the doctor that routinely removes skin cancers off this woman's leathery face despite the fact that she is uninsured.
 

It's Not Working Right

A Bullshit Reflector? But you're still listening to Beck, Hannity and Limbaugh... And so far, it has only helped me detect a dumbass.

  

Who Left The Dogs Out?

On Glenn Beck's radio show yesterday he broke the stunning news that the health care bill being debated in congress would insure not only every man, woman and child, but also man's best friend.

Yes. Dogs. 
How many you ask?

Is Glenn Beck a liar you ask? So far, the best Beck has ever done on any claim is "half true," and only once at that. Plus, since Republicans already tackled this issue back in September with uncanny compassion, we might be asking the wrong questions here.

The better question is why does Glenn Beck not want to provide health care to our furry canine companions? Dogs! The most popular pet in America! Dogs represent unquestioning loyalty, strength, justice and independence. These are the very ideals America was built upon. Why does Glenn Beck hate dogs? And far more importantly, why does Glenn Beck hate America?
                                                                                   

Oops, Did I Do That?

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Oh gee! How will FOX respond? Will Sean Hannity explain how the word "earlier" meant it was Fair and Balanced™ to use a video fom two months ago? Or, will his head just burst open, releasing the demons inside, with nothing but a slow hiss?



Well played, Sean. Lying through your teeth was a good call.

Oligarhy Of The Stupid

It has been pretty clear for a long time now that Glenn Beck is an epic moron, but...

...did you know that wünderpatriot wearing this abomination of a 4th of July sweater has written a children's book? And it's about sweaters no less! It's The Christmas Sweater, and debuts today as NYT bestseller. The End Is Nigh.

     

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

You Can't Make This Sh!t Up

Whoa... the missing letters spell CIA ("politiCIans" and "diApers")! There's gotta be a Glenn Beck fan out there who can explain the significance of this secret message.