Absolutely No Violence Implied

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At the Klan rally...

The men, all of whom are pricks, may have been in the van from yesterday's post.

How Did She Manage That?

My B.S. detector just went into the red.
            

So Help Me, Yellow Eyes

Hey, kid. Scut Farkus called, he wants his job back.
  

Where's Tim Gunn When You Need Him?

A black polo shirt tucked into high waisted khaki shorts without a belt, paired with dress shoes and black socks hiked up pasty white legs is a fashion faux pas in and of itself. Add a paper bag on your head and a sign exclaiming "NO!" hanging off your ass... well, now you are just a crazy jerk.

   

Who Invited Tequila To The Party?

Look everyone! The Fourth of July just threw up.
              

Self-Proclaimed Angry Bible Hugging White Person

The most terrifying things about this woman are her crappy, misspelled sign, her hideous, flowery jacket, and her crazy ass hat.
  

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

Head Gear

A-ha, so that's what an ass-hat looks like. Good to know.