At the Klan rally...

The men, all of whom are pricks, may have been in the van from yesterday's post.

Your Are Bad At Protesting

Your what? Either you missed a word, or you missed a few grammar lessons. Oh, and adding a random "$" to the word "racists" ...funny, but not in the way you thought it would be.
                  

Luanne Platter

You've got it all wrong, Senior citizens (and "Señor citizens")  will not be allowed to drop dead until they visit with one of the Death Panels. And "illegal aliens" still won't get health care in this country, so don't worry about seeing them at the doctor's office... just behind the counter at the Luby's you haunt every Sunday afternoon.

  

Room For Rent

These folks own a quaint little Bed & Breakfast place down by the shore. I think they have some unruly guests.

          

Mexicans...

On the other hand, learning to write in the English language, and when to use a hyphen, is completely optional .