The Most Irrelevant One Yet

This happened nearly 40 years ago. GET OVER IT and join us in the 21st Century.
  

What About Portia de Rossi?

What does this even mean? What about using our tax dollars to promote the 
porn industry's fantasy image of lesbianism? Is it okay if they're hot?
            

Yeah, Dude!

This dude is so "in your face" that he is actually hanging from your eyelid and swinging this sign from in your face.
        

Captain America's Drunk Uncle

I do not sleep easier at night knowing that this guy is out there vehemently defending what he believes the constitution to be.
   

Straight To The Point?

Brevity is the soul of wit.*

(*does not apply to sentence fragments)
          

Where's Tim Gunn When You Need Him?

A black polo shirt tucked into high waisted khaki shorts without a belt, paired with dress shoes and black socks hiked up pasty white legs is a fashion faux pas in and of itself. Add a paper bag on your head and a sign exclaiming "NO!" hanging off your ass... well, now you are just a crazy jerk.

   

WTF?

I feel like I need to scrub with steel wool in a scalding hot shower after looking at this photo. I have been visually abused.