Where Hear, Where Dum, Git Use Two It!!!

At least they colored inside the lines. Too bad they didn't finish. They must be taking cues from Sarah Palin.

 

Ready for Armaggon

I have a feeling that this house is overflowing with guns and ammunition.
   

There Are No Dumb Questions, Just Dumb Presidents

No.
 

Where's Tim Gunn When You Need Him?

A black polo shirt tucked into high waisted khaki shorts without a belt, paired with dress shoes and black socks hiked up pasty white legs is a fashion faux pas in and of itself. Add a paper bag on your head and a sign exclaiming "NO!" hanging off your ass... well, now you are just a crazy jerk.

   

I Have My Doubts

I hope his grasp of the issues is better than his grasp of sentence structure and penmanship. Maybe he should lay off the drugs just a bit.

 

Flaming Freeper

The citizens of North Carolina's District 4 are some truly blessed folks. They have George Hutchins to represent them by means of a time machine. He heralds from the quaint days of that all but forgotten time, 1994. His website should provide hours of laughs and nostalgia for the internet's early, awkward years. And you thought GeoCities was gone.

              

Crappiest Sign Ever

Seriously!? Really? This sign was paid for? This dude is a sucker if he really paid for this thing.