Carl's Jr.

Lay off the Glenn Beck and the burgers buddy.
          

Can There Be An Idiot Tax?

I guess the disabled and elderly don't need any help through social security. And I guess you won't mind paving yourself a highway.
                            
               

Apathy

You know, just where ever you can find some room for it.
       

The Most Irrelevant One Yet

This happened nearly 40 years ago. GET OVER IT and join us in the 21st Century.
  

Colorful...

Whoa. Honestly, it's news to me that the health care reform package covers Shi`a Muslims in Bulgaria.
       

But That's Not All! You'll Also Git...

This protester, coming to a clock tower near you!
            

One Man Militia

Kudos to this guy for spelling stimulus correctly.
            

F For Effort

If you cannot bother to put the time into your signs to spell things correctly and avoid random capitalization, I don't think we should be spreading your work ethic around.

"Yes", You "Do"

I wonder what this guy's bunker looks like...
 

Social Is, Um...

Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, this is one of the dumbest signs I've seen in a while.
    

A Never Ending Parade of Dumb

Our currancy, your not worth it. Need I say more? Oh, I should? ... Soshulizm! Stimyouless!
             

Back In The U.S.S.R.

Though he's technically correct, I really doubt he understands why.
               

Or Maybe It's, "Who, Commie, Are The Czars"

That was the whole problem, the Czars weren't communist. In fact, they ended up having a whole revolution about that. History is fascinating, isn't it?

            

No, Really! What Decade Is This?

This must be one of those Opposite Day parades where we pretend that Joseph McCarthy was an American hero who championed things like intellectual freedom and freedom of speech. He was a friend to government employees, those in the entertainment industry, educators and union activists everywhere.

                                 

What Decade Is This Anyway?

It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works -General Ripper

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Patriotism And Communism Are Mutually Exclusive

Pro Tip #2: When you make a mistake, don't draw any more attention to it than it already gets on its own. You do however get points for noticing your mistake. No points will be awarded for your definition of Republic though. Thanks for playing.