So True

I couldn't have said that last part better myself. But I would have done a lot better on the first part.
                                                           

Pursuit of Happyness

What gives you the rite to just stand there asking for someone to wright you a check? If you want to get ahead in life, the write thing to do is pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job. Once you've become wildly successful, then right your inspiring memoir and have it turned into a movie starring Will Smith.              

Use It Or Lose It

Feel free to take my ability to spell though, I haven't really been using that one much lately.