Cookie The Clown?

Nevermind mind the woman with the poorly written sign or the human flag on a scooter, who is the guy with the crazy top hat and orange wig?
               

Nothing To Insult

It looks like you might have a little trouble stuffing your foot in your mouth, so we'll let that slide.
        

Nothing Says Love Of Country Like A Fanny Pack

I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my own awesome patriotism.