Whealthy

Nevermind the spending orgies, costly and pointless wars, and naked greed of past several administrations, get that socialistic, sekrit muslin!!1!

    

          

Later Hater

You are not a lot of things, teabagger...

              

Jesus Thinks You're A Teabagger

In your case, I think Jesus is willing to make an exception.

  

We the People... SAY!!!

Trying to make sense of a literal interpretation of this sign will make your brain bleed.
                                             

Happy 4th Of July Weekend!

Hey terrorist, support the President.
        

Donuts? Mmmm...

Really, all she did was misplace an O and forget an apostrophe. I'd call that progress, but she would accuse me of being socialist.
            

!!!

Aw gee, it's too bad there wasn't enough room for that Y.
                       

Cookie The Clown?

Nevermind mind the woman with the poorly written sign or the human flag on a scooter, who is the guy with the crazy top hat and orange wig?
               

With?

This guy was so full of righteous indignation that he couldn't be bothered to finish this sign. There wasn't enough room for all those complicated words anyway.
   

Silver Lining?

I'm giving her credit for correctly spelling congress and the appropriate use of an apostrophe.
  

Are You A Politican, Or A Politican't?

A complete audit of your sign found it to be missing a definite article, proper punctuation and some letters.
             

USA In God?

This guy has an excellent grasp of how this great country is run, her storied history, and where she is located.
                 

The Sins of overTaxion

                                                                                                          Photo Credit: Philip Cloutier

After looking at this sign, I wonder at what point do you need to stop showing up at these rallies and just give up at protesting? What am I missing?
   
            

Well, Thank God For Fox News! They'll Keep You Infromed

But when they call you stupid, it will be the truth.  
   

Which One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other?

There will be a quiz later. You can get bonus points if you have any idea what the hell he is talking about.
          

Still Racist

Apparently, when you use it as an adjective, it isn't racist anymore.
                   

No Clear Message? Whargarbl!!!

All of exclamation marks and question marks in the world won't make this message any clearer.
          

No Más Imbéciles, Por Favor

One hundred extra bonus points for you! You've failed to spell correctly in two languages, failed to use proper punctuation, failed to dress in a way that avoids ridicule... and I have a feeling you're dragging that flag on the ground too. Congratulations!

          

WWJD; Loser?

Of all the various punctuation that this sign cries out for, the semi-colon never crossed my mind.
                      

I Swear, There Are No Stupid Questions

Let's set aside the misspellings and the free-wheeling punctuation for a second so we can focus on the actual question... hmm... Okay, got it! He took the oath because he was elected President of the United States. Nailed it!