Can You Get An Adjustable Rate?

With you as a parent, your kid's future has got problems enough as it is, huh?
                                

Most Over Priced Lemonade Stand Ever

What kind of a job are they working that doesn't violate child labor laws AND pays them enough money to afford a house?
           

To Diculous Again

And a picture is worth a thousand words...
   

NEiGHBOR' $ MortGaGE

 Judging from your sign, I wouldn't hire you. Your work ethic doesn't seem like the kind we want to spread around.