Intolerable Ignorance

Though he's holding a beer, I don't think it had much to do with his deficits in spelling and critical thinking.

                   

It Seems So Obvious Now!

I honestly have no idea what he is trying to suggest by combining these two random facts. It sounds nefarious though when a homeless-looking guy presents it.
         

Jeez, All These Signs Are Great. Take Your Pick

                     
He isn't really eligible to be the President of the United States, so he isn't eligible to have his name spelled correctly either.
         

We the People... SAY!!!

Trying to make sense of a literal interpretation of this sign will make your brain bleed.
                                             

"Deem" Him Gone

I am totally unclear on what the message is here.

           

USA In God?

This guy has an excellent grasp of how this great country is run, her storied history, and where she is located.
                 

Well, Thank God For Fox News! They'll Keep You Infromed

But when they call you stupid, it will be the truth.  
   

I'm Forgainst It

I stared at this, wondering what it meant, for the longest time. And then it dawned on me, if she can't spell "amnesty" or "congress", she probably doesn't know what it means either.
                        

But That's Not All! You'll Also Git...

This protester, coming to a clock tower near you!
            

Our America

Well, actually not all of the Democrats need to go... just the ones that aren't Real Americans™ .
             

"Yes", You "Do"

I wonder what this guy's bunker looks like...
 

Twisted Sister Was A One Hit Wonder

There is so much wrong here that it is hard to know where to start. Do the quotes around socialism indicate that he is okay with some social programs? And aside from her butchery of the English language and inability to properly space words, what is the message I should take away from this woman's sign? I am at a loss.

              

Yeah, She's "Smart"

The spelling of the president's name is phonetic, I guess. Maybe it is supposed to evoke a southern dialect. And I am sure those are not unnecessary quotation marks around "God". She is saying that she believes in god in a broader, more spiritual sense, not some guy in the clouds, with a beard, who hates socialists.
                       

There Are Exceptions To Every Rule

The "I before E, except after C" rule has failed this guy completely. At least he didn't stick a random "C" in there somewhere.