Wake Up! I Am More Patriotic Than You!

Happy 2011!!! I've got bad news though. These people are somehow still a force in politics.
                                              

Happy 4th Of July Weekend!

Hey terrorist, support the President.
        

Remember Rember?

Is this a promise to start putting all the letters into the words on their signs?
                 

Super Sign!

Hey, get a grip old man. The quantity doesn't improve quality and doesn't make you look any less crazy.
   

More Patriotic Than Thou

Illegal U.S. Citizens, by definition, makes no sense. But thanks for playing! Here's your consolation prize. I hope you can hear it over your outfit.

Decentralized Is The Highest Form Of Patriotic

It looks like they took the concept of "no centralization" a bit too literally. 
   

Stars & Stripes

The is only room for one flag in this country and I choose this one.
                   

Captain America's Drunk Uncle

I do not sleep easier at night knowing that this guy is out there vehemently defending what he believes the constitution to be.
   

Credit Where Credit Is Due

He doesn't want big words either, but he did spell "guvmit" correctly, so I'm impressed.

 

Who Invited Tequila To The Party?

Look everyone! The Fourth of July just threw up.
              

Don't Show Your Love Of Country Through The Art Of Dance, Please

This video is cracking me up. Skip the first minute or so and then check out the woman with American flag T-shirt and her sweet dance moves.
                    

Liars

Well, I have markers and cardboard too. But just because I write on there that I'm an astronaut or a Ph.D, doesn't make it true.
                           

Patriotism And Communism Are Mutually Exclusive

Pro Tip #2: When you make a mistake, don't draw any more attention to it than it already gets on its own. You do however get points for noticing your mistake. No points will be awarded for your definition of Republic though. Thanks for playing.

                     

Nothing Says Love Of Country Like A Fanny Pack

I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my own awesome patriotism.

                    

Going Down?

This is what George Washington used to tell Martha when he was in the mood to get his patriotic on. ZING!