The Golden Age Of Our America

 
We could also bring back Jim Crow and the fear of the Yellow Peril. Hmm... what else?
                                        

USA In God?

This guy has an excellent grasp of how this great country is run, her storied history, and where she is located.
                 

Your In America!!

To be fair, he never said anything about learning to write English.
      

Straight To The Point?

Brevity is the soul of wit.*

(*does not apply to sentence fragments)
          

Oh, That Was Just Taco Bell

They don't give those out until the baby is born, lady. There's a show about people like you. As for your friend, Mrs. Gunterson, she should just press two for Spanish.
 

Durrr.

Protesting: So easy a caveman can do it... proper spelling and grammar... not so much.

    

No Más Imbéciles, Por Favor

One hundred extra bonus points for you! You've failed to spell correctly in two languages, failed to use proper punctuation, failed to dress in a way that avoids ridicule... and I have a feeling you're dragging that flag on the ground too. Congratulations!

          

Is She Saying Fecal?

Uh oh! You're a meme! I think we'll hold off on making it the official language until more people have a firm grasp of it.
             

The Irony Is Strong With This One

It's just so weird... I wonder why nobody has been honking. Hmm...
                  

Mexicans...

On the other hand, learning to write in the English language, and when to use a hyphen, is completely optional .