Deep Thought Fragments

The look on her face says she's not sure about her sign either.

     

Sarah Palin Wannabe

"I'm Sarah Palin, and I approved this messaged."
   

!!!

Aw gee, it's too bad there wasn't enough room for that Y.
                       

So True

I couldn't have said that last part better myself. But I would have done a lot better on the first part.
                                                           

Can You Get An Adjustable Rate?

With you as a parent, your kid's future has got problems enough as it is, huh?
                                

I Got The Kids An And I

Because you cannot properly use an apostrophe, that's why.
              

Most Over Priced Lemonade Stand Ever

What kind of a job are they working that doesn't violate child labor laws AND pays them enough money to afford a house?
           

Double Fail

They almost managed to spell schoolers, or scholars. Either way, it was a failure.
        

(Almost) No Child Left Behind

I am stunned, but I am not a stundent.
   

Buh-Bye Now

And we thought so much of the tide of stupid would wash back out to sea when Bush left office. How wrong we all were.

      

So Help Me, Yellow Eyes

Hey, kid. Scut Farkus called, he wants his job back.
  

Personal Responsibility?

No, you're living with your parents because you spent four years in college smoking pot and watching your boyfriend play Halo. Then you scared him off by making that face.

I'm Sure You Can... Just Don't Do It In Public

Teabaggers who don't understand the term "teabagging" are stupid, but this kid is inane. I tried hard to believe that this was some kind of counter protest, or mockery, but I just cannot convince myself.

                    

Oligarhy Of The Stupid

It has been pretty clear for a long time now that Glenn Beck is an epic moron, but...

...did you know that wünderpatriot wearing this abomination of a 4th of July sweater has written a children's book? And it's about sweaters no less! It's The Christmas Sweater, and debuts today as NYT bestseller. The End Is Nigh.

     

Dog Turd

With you as their mother, I already have serious doubts about your children's future.

                 

Adolescence Is Awkward Part II

This kid confuses "the man" with his old man, he's just pissed about being grounded. It does distill the Tea-Party sentiment nicely though.

A Video Bonus!

This goes out to all those Tea Baggers in New Jersey that were in such an uproar over the Obama Song Video. FYI, talking in tongues makes you a moron. Sorry.            

(you can see the video that "scares" the teabaggers after the jump)

Adolescence Is Awkward

He is, of course, referring to the sexual revolution. Hey ladies!

                 

The More Things Change...

They are disgusting bigots and racists, but you've gotta hand it to them, the message is clear, neatly written, evenly spaced and spelled correctly.

                     

What Future?

At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling "Get off my lawn, you damn kids!", I just want to say, I am really not at all concerned about their future. Sorry.