The New Jim Crow

Hey, the 1950s called and they'd like their classless, overt racism back. Also, fuck you.

Last Day To Save, Save, Save (Your Soul)!

How'd that work out for ya?

Absolutely No Violence Implied

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Funny, I thought God looked like spaghetti and meatballs...

 

Though this looks to be spelled correctly, I'm sure he meant GOD HATES TEXAS. Because that makes infinitely more sense.

 

This Is By No Means An Endorsement Of Abortion, Murder, Hate Crime, Or Obama. This Is A Witty Political Statement.

Sweet Lynyrd Skynrd shirt, Bubba.
 

Back To The Future

...but instead of hoverboards, there are Hoverounds and poor spelling.

     

Fart-bama

Hold on a sec, who is lying in wait for what? Is it the secret muslims with their terror babies?